Eating Breakfast at Cafe Kink

Wally and his buddies start the day off right

Wally had a lot on his mind when he settled in the booth and motioned for his colleagues in equipment leasing to join him.

“I admit,” he said, putting his coffee cup near the edge of the table, “I’m nervous that sales dipped.”

Barry, constantly chewing on a toothpick, dismissed the concerns. “It’s seasonal. That’s all it is.”

Morton looked over the menu while Wally continued.

“If interest rates climb back up — ”

“So, this place any good?” asked Morton.

“The best in Bergen County,” Wally smiled, pushed his glasses up his nose, and patted his stomach.

“Yeah, I give it high marks. Especially the breakfast special,” agreed Barry.

Their conversation was interrupted when their server, the ever faithful Margie, strolled by in her pink fluffy dress with ribbon in the hair, and greeted them in her usual gravely voice.

“Good morning, boys. You ready or need a few minutes?” She reached behind her ear for the pencil.

“I’m ready.” Wally beamed with pride. “Unless one of you wants to go first?”

Barry and Morton glanced over the menu. “Go ahead.”

“What kind of toast you want, Sugar Bear?” quipped Margie.

“Uh, sourdough.”

“As you always order.” Margie looked at Barry and Morton. “Which one of you Knights in Shining Armor is ready?”

Barry spoke up. “I’ll have the three-stack whack attack.”

“Got it. Three buttermilk pancakes and three spanks. Bare handed spanking or with a riding crop?”

Barry winced. “Bare handed. Last time it hurt like hell for all day.”

“Yeah?” Morton sounded too cool for his own good. “Three measly spanks from a woman?”

“Don’t say that too loud,” cautioned Margie.

Morton glanced at the menu and then looked up Margie. “Your blow jobs any good here?”

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